The W(h)ine Hour..

Every household has one…the whine hour. It’s those bewitching hours between approximately 5 and 8pm in the evening when the kids go crazy and moms across the world lose their minds completely. It doesn’t matter if you have babies, toddlers, kids, tweens, or teens; those hours of dinner/homework/bath time/ bedtime can just about do a momma in. What is a girl to do? It’s simple and brilliant actually, just slip in a little wine of your own! Now, I’m not suggesting anyone down a bottle of whiskey everyday between the hours of 5 and 8, in fact if you do that you will have a few whine hours of your own the next morning. Basically, a little wine during the whine hours will keep you out of the padded cell at the local cookoo house where people will walk by and peek in your little window and say things like “aww, poor mom has lost her marbles” and “hmmm, now that’s a crazy one right there, sits in there all day and hits herself over the head with a Barbie and a hotwheel”. Don’t smirk, it can happen.

So, enjoy the tales of my whine hour, and how I survive each and everyone of one of them with a sense of humor and a good bottle of wine! After all, the whine hour comes around every single day, a girl has to be prepared!


Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Wednesday, March 30th...That's all folks!

A photo that speaks volumes....

Oh my, it's time for something funny to offset all the "brotherly love" I've witnessed this afternoon.  And by brotherly love I mean choking, hair pulling, name calling, ball throwing, insult hurling and all other means of "affection" you can imagine. ;)  If you need a good laugh, besides looking at my pink crazy straw in the crystal wine glass (always keeping it classy) check out Hot In Cleveland on tvland.  Fuuuuny show!  Betty White is my new favorite old funny person! ;)  I love funny.  Funny is good.  Funny is much much better than any of the aforementioned means of expressing oneself.  Just a little sense of humor, a smile, chuckle, laugh or full on knee slapping, pants wetting laughter is good for the soul.  It's also good for the's like a work out!  I like this work out plan a LOT more than my previous one of freezing my a** off!  ;)

Speaking of funny, the wine of the day is Menage A Trois. Too many joke...too many jokes...too many jokes. ;)) Everyone find something funny in your day and give yourself a workout!  Here's something else funny (and slightly sad) in my day....

This is what happens when you try to chew your foot off, you get put in the "cone of shame".  You might also hear this while waiting at the back door to come in, "Direct TV is at the back door, someone let her in." :))  I wonder if she gets HBO?

Happy Wednesday!


Joy said...

Glad you liked the wine!

terriannabanana said...

I knew it was weird that she was chewing on her foot! Poor puppy!